Start!

Controls

Steer	Left control stick	A/D keys	Touch controls
Accelerate	A button	SHIFT key	Touch control
Brake	B button	S key	Touch control
Fire	X button	SPACE bar	Tap inventory
Select kart	A button	SPACE bar	Touch control
Move camera	Right control stick

Items

Pick these up from the ? blocks to wage a dirty-tricks campaign against your opponents!

Milkshake! Duck!

Throw a milkshake forwards from your kart, because I had the sprite anyway.

Mad Cap’n Dom’s Buccaneering Cannonade

Fire a cannonball out of each side of your kart. Good in a crowd, dangerous on a corner.

The Westminster Bubble

Ten seconds of invincibility from all items, Change UK and the ghost of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Bojo the Clown’s Tory Blue Shell

Seeks out and attacks the player in last place.

Difficulty

Normal

Instructions

Hopefully you can figure this out by playing but in case it's not clear:

Race ahead of your opponents to gain support. Every lap represents one round of voting, after which the candidate with the least support is eliminated. Strictly this happens when all but one candidates complete a lap.

To gain support, try to stick to what passes for “sensible” centrism! If you're (literally) too far to the left, the perceptionometer at the top will drift left; if you're too far to the right, it will drift right. If it gets too far right, the ghost of Jacob Rees-Mogg will glom onto your kart and slow you down — move left to shake him off. If it gets too far to the left, you will automatically resign from the Tory party and join Change UK, making you ineligible to stand as leader.

Some people have told me that Jacob Rees-Mogg is “still alive” but I’ve seen him and I’m not buying it.

Credits

Game by Andrew. Source on Github.

Parliament model by Damo, available from 3D Warehouse

Music: "Wagon Wheel - Electronic" by Kevin MacLeod; licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. If you don't hear music, check your browser permissions — many don’t allow webpages to play sound automatically (which is fair enough, TBH).

Road textures from SFTextures.com

3D engine is of course three.js

The background panorama (which for practical reasons is not strictly Westminster) is by David Liff and taken from Wikipedia under Creative Commons: Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0.

Lastly, the logo font is Super Mario 256 by fsuarez913